I'm a little bitty broccoli   With no place to go   By a twist of fate   I'm out in the cold      My daddy was a big stalk   From a hard luck farm   My momma was a little bud   She didn't mean to do no harm   Now they're cuddlin' up together   By the fire nice and warm      Well I'm a lonely broccoli   I didn't make it into the pot   I'm out on the stove   Sometimes I wish I were a tator-tot   My friends are into bubbly   I think the party's gettin' hot      Well 1 and 1 is 2   2 and 2 is 4   4 and 4 is 10   I better do my math again   I¹m all alone on the range   Trying to find my way back home      Well the temperture's risin'   I hear the party goin' on   I'm breakin' out in a sweat   My glasses are covered in fog   No matter how I wail   I feel just like a dog      Well I'm a lonely broccoli   I didn't make it into the pot   I'm out on the stove   I'm givin' it all I've got   My friends are into bubbly   The party's never gonna stop