I'm a natural at being me   Got no responsibilities   I eat and sleep from 9 to 5   And when I¹m done I'm super jive   I'm funky!       Funky as a diaper   Funky as a diye yahee yiaper      I'm a little Buddha, Dig my phat   This birthday suit is where it's at   Keep me fed and bathed and changed   I guarantee to keep it strange   I'm funky      CHORUS      Momma she's my number 1   Makes it right, gets it done   Carry's me Œround in a sling   Check it out, the girl can sing      Don't want no bottle   Get real   No solid food that's the deal   I'm one with nature, got no teeth   When I grow up I'll have some milk and cookies      What's bigger than Phat?   What's slicker than slim?   Dig it! It's Uncle Jim   Funky as a diaper   Funky as a diye yahee yiaper   What's colder than cool?   What's hipper than hot?   Uncle Jim, Check it out!      Our family groove is super tight   In the pocket day and night   Now Daddy he's another kind   He's so cool it blows my mind      CHORUS