Sometimes   I wish I had a hiding place    Where no one could give me their shit    For the dreams that I have   Sometimes   I wish I had a little book    That had all the answers to all of the questions I ask   Sometimes   I wish I wasn't me      But I guess it's better than being you   And doing all the weird things you put me through   It must be a drag just being you   All the time, all the time, all the time      Sometimes   I wish I wasn't on my knees    Begging forgiveness for something that I didn't do   Sometimes   I wish I weren't a beaten dog    Begging for Milk Bones that only belong to you   Sometimes   I wish I wasn't me      But I guess it's better than being you   And doing all the weird things you put me through   It must be a drag just being you   All the time, all the time, all the time      There's a stairway to hell leading there on the ground   I see you at the end begging me to come down      No, really, it's nice down here      Sometimes   I drink too much alcohol    But never enough to forget that you're still here today   Sometimes   I turn my guitar up loud    But not loud enough not to hear all the shit that you say   Sometimes   I wish I wasn't me      But I guess it's better than being you   And doing all the weird things you put me through   It must be a drag just being you   All the time, all the time, all the time