I wish I was a drunk again   I wish I was a drunk again   I wish I was a drunk again   things were much easier then my friend      I wish I was a drunk again   I'd never read the paper   be putting 'em away or sleeping it off   behind a trail of noxious vapor   10 years I never voted once   so I never got the scar   but I always knew it was election day   because they always closed the bar      I wish I was a drunk again   I wish I was a drunk again      I wish I was a drunk again   all the ladies knew me well   and as long as the Yuengling held out   I was persona nonpareil   a few wars might fly on by   and a few president's too   towers could rise towers could fall   but I only have eyes for you      if it wasn't for the almost dying thing   and waking up in drool   with my liver sitting next to me   on it's own bar stool...      I'd wish I was a drunk again   things were much easier then my friend   I'd wish I was a drunk again   things were much easier then my friend      I wish I was drunk again   things were much easier then   should I sleep upside down or underneath   it's fun to play remember when   a patriotic son of a gun   George Bush would look good to me   I always removed my John Deere cap   before I went to pee      I wish I was a drunk again   I wish I was a drunk again      if it wasn't for the almost dying thing   and waking up in drool   with my liver sitting next to me   on it's own bar stool…