He's a sucker, I'm his gal  We both have a bad habit  We get the same share  And we don't go out anywhere  'cos everytime we do it's such a downer  Everywhere we go it's such a drag  There are sweet lies  Way out there  But we don't feel like joining  We don't really care  We don't go out anyway  'cos everytime we leave it's such a downer  Everywhere we go it's such a drag  Modern pleasure is all we ever have  Pleasure is all we need to get  He's a scheemer, I'm his plan  We both hate the same places  But we love the same band  But we don't go out anywhere  'cos everytime we leave it's such a downer  Everywhere we go it's such a drag  Modern pleasure is all we ever have  Pleasure is all we need to get  He's a sucker, I'm his gal  Yeah, I'm his gal