Eat, sleep and crap  For to prey on your needs  Down a dark street  In backwater Leeds  I seen yer comin'  Come in, lads!  You seen this ad?  Too bad, bad, bad  What you get  Is what you see  It's a trickledown theory  And it's coming to me  Life's a whip-round  And I've got the whip  It's a sinking ship  Drip, drip, drip  Drip, drip, drip goes the water  Take me in  Throw me out  Put me up  Let me down  Dark, satanic  Run-of-the-mill  Sing us a song  And I'll send you the bill  My nicotine grip  My smokin' gun  It's how I get my fun  Better run, run, run  Your olfactory nerves  All up the spout  You can't smell a rat  When your nose is out  Rent-to-kill  By any other name  Kiss an old flame  Shame, shame, shame  Drip, drip, drip goes the water  Take me in  Throw me out  Put me up  Let me down