INTRO & BREAK:   Em-F#m-G-D   Em-F#m-G-D   Em-F#m-G-D   Em-F#m-G-D     REPEAT BREAK     VERSE 1:   Em And I F#m ride my G bike D   Em And I F#m drive my G car D   Em I drive it F#m all a-G-round just to D take me back to Em you F#m-G-D     VERSE2:   Em And I F#m comb my G hair D   Em And I F#m wear a G dress D   Em I wear it F#m all a-G-round just to D take me back to Em you     CHORUS:   I ride my A bike, G take me D back to Em you   I drive my Acar, G take me D back to Em you   Bm I ride my F#m bike, C I drive my G car, D take me to Em you   Bm I ride my F#m bike, C I drive my G car, D take me to Em you     REPEAT BREAK     REPEAT VERSES 1 & 2     CHORUS   Bm I ride my F#m bike, C I drive my G car, D take me to Em you     MIDDLE SECTION:   (Em(Em+6 and Em7 embellishments) throughout)   This is a story about a dog, a dog   When I ride my bike   And my hair is blowing straight back   I think of you wearing that brown mohair sweater   Soft mounds of breasts underneath   Or better yet one of those squigly aluminum lawn chairs   I'm putting sun tan lotion on your long legs   A-wearing a broad rim straw hat   Pair of Mickey mouse sunglasses   Looking just like lolita   Looking just like lolita   White sheets hanging on the line   White sheets blowing in the wind   A satellite dish pointed straight up at the heavens     G-A-C   Em A satellite dish pointing stright up at the G heavens, Isis!A (Isis) C (Isis)     Em Isis! G Isis! A (Isis) C (Isis)   Em (Isis) G Isis! A Isis! C Isis!     Em Isis! G Isis! A Isis!C Isis!   Em Oh yeah! (Isis) G arrrrrrrrrr   G#-A-A#-B-C-C#-G-C#-Eb-E-Eb-C-Eb-E-(random sliding bar chords above 12th fret) (FADES INTO:)   E     Bm I ride my F#m bike, C I drive my G car, D to be with Em you   Bm I ride my F#m bike, C I drive my G car, D to be wi' Em you   Bm I ride my F#m bike, C I drive my G car, D to be wi' Em you   Bm I ride my F#m bike, C I drive my G car, D to be wi' Em you