D-Em  D-Em-G-D  Bm-C-G-D     "Only when I laugh, does it hurt."   The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."   "I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."   The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."     A Scotsman throws a pole into the air   The alderman all vote in some affair   The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange   he's still a bachelor? Perhaps he's gay.     A corpse is laid out neatly on a slab   Professor's working madly in his lab   The assistant files her nails and checks her hair   There's just a hint of danger in the air     There's just a hint of danger in the air   No one is alarmed nor seems to care   Everyone is happy, we're all fine   We all fall in love all the time     Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane   With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams   When we wake, we find that it has rained   When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep     So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep   Or rest your weary head and come to me   Move your lips and sing this lullabye   Move your lips and sing this lullabye