Pick up the sunday news I need my funny papers  A little Orphan Annie and me have a rendezvous at three  With Mary Worth and Dick Tracy  My idea of time well spent  Is to stay in bed with you 'til the rent is due  Get out a checkered cloth, I'll pack a picnic basket  We'll find a clearin' in the wood  You can be Red Riding Hood  You may be bad, but you're so good  And my idea of havin' fun  Is layin' naked in the sun with you  Oh, oh oh oh oh  Put on your sunday clothes, I've had an inspiration  We'll ride downtown on the D and have a window shoppin' spree  It may be crass, but it's free  And my idea of what to do  Is makin' love with you on the avenue  Woah oh oh oh oh