I threw out a stupid common paperweight  And it went out into the country  To a place where other solid objects lie around  Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there  And when I die, it will still be somewhere    Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that    A man once took a very famous photograph  Went in books and even lectures  Said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness  Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub  He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub    Ha-ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that    Scientists have recently just found out  About a fish they didn't know of  That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas  It doesn't need eyes, it's been there a long while  Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles    Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that  Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that