People say I'm no good   and crazy as a loon  Cause I get stoned in the mornin'   and get drunk in the afternoon  Kinda like my ol' blue tick hound   I like to lay around in the shade  And I ain't got no money   but I've damn sure got it made    (chorus)  And I ain't askin' nobody for nothing  if I can't get it on my own  If you don't like the way I'm livin'  you just leave this   long haired country boy alone    Preacher man talkin' on TV   puttin' down the rock and roll  He wants me to send a donation   cause he's worried about my soul  He said "Jesus walked on the water"   and I know that it's true  But sometimes I think that preacher man   might do a little walkin' too    (chorus)    (instrumental)    A poor girl wants to marry   and the rich girl wants to flirt  A rich man goes to college   and the poor man goes to work  A drunkard wants another drink of wine   and the politician wants a vote  I don't want much of nothing at all   but I will take another toke    (chorus)