He was little but we loved him  He was small but he was swell  He was tiny, how he teased me  Guess he knew how to ring my bell    He was my midget love slave  He was a horny little half-pint  With lovin' for sale  He was my midget love slave  His name was Andrew, but I called him Gayle    The first time that I saw him  Was in a porno production of the Seven Dwarfs  He played a dwarf named Sleazy  One look at his beard and I wanted to score    He was my midget love slave  He was a horny little half-pint  With lovin' for sale  He was my midget love slave  He was a hot little munchkin who could make me wail    We were happy together  Making hot love with never a pause  Then one day he left me  For the Lollipop Triplets in the Wizard of Oz    He was my midget love slave  He was a Hot Squat Hombre  With love on his mind  He was my midget love slave  But size don't matter when the lovin' is fine  Size don't matter  Size don't matter  Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine  Size don't matter  Size don't matter  Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine    Whoo! I'm in the mood to love a little midget man like you.  Whoo! You're lookin' so good, yeah...  Say why don't you give me a little fidget?  With those clever little digits, baby  Oh come on, do it again  Do it again!  Do it again, baby!  Do it again!