I belong to the church of the well-endowed man  My member's big as a grizzly bear's head  My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me    I'm proud of the width and the length of my part  You should see me break the young girls' hearts  I always draw a crowd when I take a pee    Well I don't mean to brag but my main piece drags  And when I got to bed the mattress sags  It's hard to doze when you're long as a firehose  Oh lemmee tell ya...    We belong to the church of the well-endowed man  If you measured us in feet we'd be over ten  Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men    Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men.