White and black, the friendly bears of China  White and black, they rarely reproduce  What shall be done about these Chinese bears?  What shall be done about these friendly bears?    Die, they must die  The pandas must die  Die, they must die  The pandas must die  Yay!    Why should we save them?  What good do they do?  Have you ever seen a panda,  Do something good for you?  They can't wear t-shirts,  They can't bounce basketballs  They can't walk tightropes,  Over Niagra Falls    Die, they must die  The pandas must die  Die, they must die  The pandas must die    You fat bastard    All endangered species  Leave endangered feces  If you knew how bad they smelled  You would gladly take their pelt  If we kill them all  We can have more parking lots  We can have small couches  Made of little ocelots    Die, they must die  The pandas must die  Die, they must die  The pandas must die.