We need 30 million sandwiches and 60 million cokes  We're gonna have a party with those crazy Third World folks  We're gonna have an egg toss and play some hide and seek  And have a scavenger hunt for a wholesome hunk of meat    At the Third World Picnic Party  At the Third World Picnic Party  Everybody party hardy  At the Third World Picnic Party    We'll invite Nelson and Winnie Mandela  As long as they bring their beach umbrella    The pie eating contest was such a disgrace  The military warlords were all stuffin' their face  So we ate lots of hamburgers and drank lemonade  And mounted a three-legged missile raid    At the Third World Picnic Party  At the Third World Picnic Party  Everybody party hardy  Its a Third World Picnic Party    There's no lineup for the salad bar  'Cause it's being guarded by an armoured car    Angola  Uganda  Zambia  Namibia  Nigeria  Rwanda  Rhodesia - sorry, Zimbabwe  Somalia  Ethiopia  Guatemala  Scotland    It's the Third World Picnic Party    Chile    Chile? Mmmmm!