We are not cool  We are not crazy  We steal cars  Because we're lazy  We are not risky  We are not bad  We burn down houses  Just to make us sad  I'm too handsome to be homeless  We are not famous  We are not known  We break into hotels  Just to feel at home  We cannot read  We cannot write  We makeout in cars  Then we set them alight  I'm too handsome to be homeless  We die for pleasure  We kill for fun  We give you children  But we won't make you come  Hug your wives  Kiss your sons  Corkscrew your fingers  Round our no-good tongues