I texted you on a Monday  But you did not get my text till the Tuesday  Because of a network problem    I texted you on a Wednesday  But did not know that you'd called  Because your SIM Card was not correctly installed    Oh, no no no    You texted me on a Thursday  To say that you would meet me at the shopping centre  And I texted you back and said  "Where should i meet you?"  And you said Dixons  But i did not know which Dixons you meant  Was it the one inside the door  Or was it the one further up by Currys  ...These are my worries    You texted me on a Monday  To tell me it was over  But i did not understand  Because you used Predictive Text    And it was  Jrrg gruuh nnmmg guu hmmg doo doo doo    these lyrics are submitted by donkeysraliens