Beautiful ladies in danger,
Danger all round the world
I will protect
You pick me up from school,
You attended all my sporting
I used to buy my chips
From an oppressive chip shop
Man strecht die linke Arm ein
Die linke Arm aus
Ein, Aus,
Rising up, take your time, to the challenge of your
You pick me up from school,
You attended all my sporting
The jester hops on the leg of time,
the scourge of
A cat cries out in the night (miaow)
A dog cries
Zip-adee doo da
Zip-adee-day
My oh my
What a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine,
The horse is a noble beastFrom the mustangs of the
You picked me up from school,You attended all my sporting
I was aloneMy heart was cold It was a stoneMy
I texted you on a MondayBut you did not get
The jester hops on the leg of time,The scourge of
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