When you're staying in St. Peter's, in a room that has no heaters,  You could think about your life and get upset.  You're in shit accomodation, and you can't do cannulation  And you're £37,000 in debt    But always look on the bright side of life  Always look on the bright side of life    If you caught the flu in fresher's, spent all your loan in Threshers,  And your patients always end up in a hearse.  Though our course may be rotten, there's something you've forgotten,  At George's it's a million times worse    So always look on the bright side of life  Always look on the bright side of life    There are problems with the emails, there are problems with the females  And you wish you hadn't done a BSc.  But whatever your regrets, and however bad it gets,  Well at least you didn't go to GKT    Always look on the bright side of life  Always look on the bright side of life    The UMO are dicks, and they send you to zone 6,  For communication skills and PBL  The prospectus was all lies, you've forgotten to revise,  But at least you didn't go to UCL    Always look on the bright side of life  Always look on the bright side of life    When you fail examination, and delay your graduation,  Cos you know about as much medicine as a nurse  At your resits in september,  Don't be angry, just remember,  That every f**king other place is worse    Always look on the bright side of life  Always look on the bright side of life