There’s Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline,    Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin,    Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin    & Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten & Chloroquine        There’s Bendroflumethiazide & also Cyclophosphamide    & Metoclopramide, Acetazolomide Tropicamide,    Loperamide, Amiloride & Cyclizine & Frusemide    & if you’re up the duff then you had best avoid Thalidomide.        There’s Lithium, Fluoxetine & also Amitriptyline,    Paroxetine, Digoxin, GTN & Azathioprine,    Miconazole, Atenolol & also Chloramphenicol    & if you want to overdose there’s always Paracetamol.            There’s Night Nurse & Phenytoin, Zirtek & Diazepam,    & Lithium, Temazepam, Midazolam, Clonazepam,    Testosterone, Aldosterone & Valium & Insulin,    & Lignocaine & Piriton & Ventolin & Ritalin        There’s Cefuroxime, Cefotaxime, Cefalexin, Cephedrine,    & Metronidazole & Ketoconazole, Trimethoprim,    Erythromycin, Gentamycin, Macrolides, Nifedipine    & Actifed & Sudafed & Calpol with no sugar in.        There’s Phenelzine & Hyoscine, Ranitidine, Cimetidine,    Potassium & Calcium & ev’ry kind of Vitamin,    & Pethedine & Methadone & Speed, Cocaine & Heroin,    & Cannabis & Prozac, Morphine, Alcohol & Nicotine.            You must remember all these drugs    The names of which you’ve learnt from me    Or fuck ‘em all & get a job in Orthopaedic Surgery.