How did I get in this state?   Can't seem to concentrate   Eyes red, brain dead   Legs don't work   Can't get out of bed      It's no good, just can't cope   Sliding down the slippery slope   Head gone, girl gone   Straitjacket, won't be long      Is this true, is this real   Or am I dreaming?   4 AM soaked in sweat   I wake up screaming   Is this Heaven or is this Hell?   Comfy in my cushioned cell   Nigh jacket but where's the pants?   Run away given half the chance   Here I am, strapped in this chair   Shaved my legs, shaved my hair   KY jelly on my head   Thirty seconds, I'll be dead