Do I love you because you treat me so indifferently?   Or is it the medication?   Or is it me?      Do I love you because you don't want me to rub your back?   Or is it the medication?   Or is it you?   Or is it true?      And I better be prominently featured in your next slideshow   Because I paid a lot of money to get you over here, you know?   And if I am not prominently featured in your next slideshow   I don't know what I'm gonna do      Do I love you, or is this feeling just a little pain?   A treasure chest is broken easily open   And usually I am such a happy prince   Behind the iron curtain, the city walls a solid prison      And I better be prominently featured in your next slideshow   'Cause I paid a lot of money to get you over here, you know?   And if I am not prominently featured in your next slideshow   I don't know what I'm gonna do!      Do I love you?   Do I love you?   Yes I do      Do I love you?   Yes I do