Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries   she's got trouble with her tubes   if you go past her vagina and her cervix   you will find a completely empty room   because Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus   her uterus is useless   her physician has injected fluids in her private parts   but she just won't believe   that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble   will cause her to conceive   no simple yeast or bladder infection   could compare to the pain that Jeannie's going through   this year her husband's sperm was studied   and swiftly passed the test   now Jeannie's operation must commence   artificial insemination can't fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs   Jeannie isn't ovulating   even though she took all the proper pills   Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay the giant doctor bills