we love the crazy bush so much that's why we wrote a little song, a little ode if you must, a little power ballad if you will, to the crazy bush      thank you, god bless you everybody      gimme crazy bush baby ch-ch-cha-kaw   in the back seat of your daddy's Chevrolet   the radio's playing, i don't hear a word they say   windows are steamed up, my hand between your thighs   but when i take off your pants imagine to my surprise   i don't find my carpet of love   all you give me baby is a small area rug!      crazy bush, you know i really need you   crazy bush, you know i really love you   oh i don't want a mohawk girl, nu-uh, no i aint into to that   give me crazy bush baby, not some flimsy welcome mat      give me crazy bush baby   oh give me crazy bush all the time   crazy bush baby, gonna blow my mind      ch-ch-kaw-oh-oh      you've been saying how you need a change-how you need a change-   so you going into the washroom for what feels like 17 days-more then two weeks baby!-   you come outside looking like a naked barbie doll-no hair at all!-   if you aint got hair you aint getting any of this at all-tell them david-   i want a women, ooh-ooh i don't want a girl   give me a crazy bush and i'll rock your world!      crazy bush, you know i really need you   crazy bush, -wow-you know i really love you   i don't like 'em bald,-uh uh- i need me some hair!   give me crazy bush baby or i aint going down there!      crazy bush, alright david lets take it out here for everyone tonight!   crazy bush,-yeah!- now i want you to put your little triangle glove up in the air!   you know you want to do it everybody   crazy bush, shake it from side to side for me, come on      make it crazy   make it crazy   make it craz-coughing and choking-   make it crazy   oh gimme my crazy bush