where do you wash your hands   please tell me hot dog man   don't you get sore on your feet in your creepy house of meat   where do you relieve yourself   do you have some sort of secret shelf?   how can you be so cheerfull with your bladder always full?      i'm a fool   oh hot dog man it's true   hot dog man   oh hot dog man   please don't shake my hand   don't shake my hand   living out of your shady hot dog van      hot dog man   hot dog man   please don't shake my hand...      god bless you hot dog man   he's a good guy   and all the good work you do   he's a wonderful man   he is a good guy, he is a good guy   no i, you, you have to ask yourself those questions   cause there, there's sometimes how does he   he always seems incased in his little house of two dollar meat and how does he get out   i'm always thinking sometimes i'm wired and don't sleep too well and sometimes little thoughts pop in my head and i have to slow myself down   like what's happening right now   sorry sometimes i stutter when i'm talking to fast   and think about a, alot of things