A telegram requesting rendezvous   Ones here on business, others passing through   A reply sent to sender 'neath the weight of a postage stamp      Let's not forget how we doled out our blames like blessings from a pope   We took each other's names in vain and washed our mouths with soap   So find the rusty razors hidden in the birthday cake   For old times' sake      But it sounds as good a place as any   Though I'd meet you on the moon   It might be two days in a foreign city   But to me it's just two days with you      Elope from mexican resaurant booth, they cleared the plate   And on past ancient buildings majest and ornate, don't even break   Another place and time a humble room we shared   For less we could have cared      But it sounds as good a place as any    Though I'd meet you on the moon   It might be two days in a foreign city   But to me it's still two days with you      A palace with 500 rooms, how do they keep them clean?   All empty as the catacombs, it's not easy being Queen   How she does miss her mother since she went to meet her maker   Call the royal undertaker      And it sounds as good a place as any   Though I'd meet you on the moon   It might be two days in a foreign city    But to me it's just two days with you   Days with you   Days with you   Days with you