Would you like a cup of coffee   Do you take sugar, do you like really strong or diluted by my laughter   Would you like a little bikkie to dip in until it goes all soggy at the ends   Or am I suffiently sloppy, come on sit yourself here by me again   I'll be so happy in your company   We can talk about the weather or whatever   Makes you comfortable enough to stay around   We can talk about politics or the irregularity of sound   We can talk about football or some other mindless bullshit chat   I'll tell you how I sucked my thumb   And you'll probably really laugh at that   But anyway I'll really enjoy talking to you - I really do   Can I get something, would you like some toast   Maybe we could share a little piece of it between us both   We could have it in the shower   But we'd have to take our clothes off   Maybe our thoughts could be the bubbles   And my hands could be the cup   And you will fill me up   You already do