I'm a lonely boy   I live beneath the staircase   My cousin is real fat   He makes my life a sad state   The Dursleys are my guardians   They are so mean and evil   If only I had some magic powers   Surely I could make them tremble      Four, Privet Drive   Is where I lay my head   I wish that I could go   To another place instead      I am Harry Potter   I am Harry Potter      Today I got a letter   In the mail   My uncle took it right away from me   But more and more kept coming here   The letters jammed the living room   So they took me to a hotel   And on my eleventh birthday   I finally saw the writing on the card   And it said   I'm a Wizard   I am a Wizard   It said I am a Wizard      Oh I am Harry Potter   I am Harry Potter