Tell me, retired tennis pro   Was it actually so long ago   That you held aloft a shiny trophy cup   And waved to the crowds in the stands up above      There’s some stuff that I really wanna know   Some small piece of advice that you dont mind letting go   Tell me, tell me, retired tennis pro      You’re getting older and slower every day   It was best to quit while you still could play   So you took the cue and bowed out gracefully   And I see you ev ery now and then on the tv      There’s some stuff that I really wanna know   Some small piece of advice that you dont mind letting go   There’s some stuff that I really have to know   Tell me, tell me, tell me, retired tennis pro      The hot sun beats down upon the clay   Do you think back and reminisce about those days?   Is it a relief? are you cool with being done?   Winning is a whole lot easier when you’re young      There’s some stuff that I really wanna know   Some small piece of advice that you dont mind letting go   There’s some stuff that I really have to know   Tell me, tell me, tell me,   There’s some stuff that I really wanna know   Some small piece of advice that you dont mind letting go   There’s some stuff that I really have to know   Tell me, tell me, tell me, retired tennis pro