I turn off the TV as I switch off my head   It's almost like bad fiction I have already read,   well I think I'll come around and shoot your parents instead.   But then I'd go to gaol and I don't like being cooped up inside.   I may have lost my self-respect but I still got my pride.   I would steal a car but I don't know how to drive.   The common law that binds us and that keeps us in place   Is often misconstructed as a god-awful waste   And it starts to unwind with a kick in the face.   Legal. That's Not.   I would take a cricket bat to a jewellery store   That's if I had a spine and it was within the law   I would give you the keys to the whole shopping mall.   I could take a cash machine and run down the street   That's if I had some muscles and was quick on my feet   I'm afraid it's a fact that I'm inherently weak   And that's just not legal.   I turn off the TV as I switch off my head   I wonder should I got out or just rot here in bed   or I could burn down a school just to show that I cared   Senseless acts of violence are not really my game   I'm much too scared of getting caught or even worse - maimed   and to swim with no arms well it's just not the same.   That's just not legal.