spaceman, blow up..........      oh, maggot, he's a modern day fagan   turfing out your pockets like a christian burns a pagan   dripping with charm, style and panache   he'll leave you sore like a venereal rash      they tried to catch him, he says, 'time to dash'   he always leaves a party with a wallet full of cash   he's a bastard, but he's always looking flash   with his shoes like Dick Turpin, across his waist he wears a sash      sporting top hat, with a pocket watch too   the tallest member of the goldie lookin' crew   watch out if he's there when you're pissed   he learnt his science from the man, Oliver Twist      of his crimes, we tried to compile a list   selling sexy DVD's of a willy being kissed   stealing pensions on the old and infirm   made a fortune selling doctors fake sperm      like Charles Dickens, there's a lesson to be learned   beware the maggot cos the worm has turned   whoop......whoop......whoop   All of de yout' shall witness de day that Babylon shall faaaalll      just like Jack The Ripper, he'll do you up a kipper   and he's like a highway man holding up a Newport nipper   he's smarter than Sherlock Holmes or ITV's Taggart   Ii'm dapper, refined and they call me the maggot      turn your back and your pocket, he will pick   his eyes and talons are fukin' deadly and quick   like a chameleon, i'm the master thief   using a disguise, dressed like Penelope Keith      you gotta smoke a reefer or two   you gotta smoke a reefer or two   you gotta smoke a reefer or two   you gotta smoke a reefer or two      i steal money and hide it in my rectal hole   taking belongings in my ultimate goal   i'll take your china, your silver and your soul    by darkness and night, i shimmy up the drain-pipe      the maggot, the maggot, that's who i am   don't ever trust me, always doing a scam   i punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram   i even sliced my penis up and sold it as ham       gold chains and watches, maggot's got plenty   he pinched them from ladies and upset the gentry   like Sherlock Holmes bumming Watson, it's elementary   he's the modern day menace of the nineteenth century      a gentleman thief, a scholar and a rogue   doing the locomotion like Kylie Minogue   he's got the strength of ten, like a maniac   and i'm also identified as Spring-heeled Jack       whoa, here he comes, watch out, son, he'll rip you off   whoa, here he comes, he's a money grabbing bastard from Newport      i'm maggot with the GLC   big shout to all the Valleys   free Dick Turpin and the ring stinger   Big up to Dipper Nan   Merthyr Connection   Postman Port, big shout out to Postman Port      And Mark, running the bar    Always sorts it   Big up Hafodrynys hotel   big up to pontllanfraith crew   Also the west end crew iun Abercarn      I did a wheelie on a Penny Farthing   Big wheel up, big wheel up   All the bus routes   X15, 53, big respect   Red and white at cross keys   and their rivals glynn williams       Respect to you all   All those that know fake Elvis   On their transister radio......      Maggot, signing out, 2000 plus 3.       every man do his ting, a little bit different