intro - my name is a-rape, balaclava, don't fuk with me or i fuk with your father      shit to me, shit to me, shit to me, fuk you alicia keys      justin timberlake it's time to take a fukin' break   you touched britney spears, you had your piece of cake   i'd rather put my tongue across the face of ricki lake   than sample your music by lifting your break   fuk your soul with my goldie lookin' flow   cut off your penis on the david letterman show   take a deep breath, you're goin' below   like ricky martin being raped by a dildo      chorus - j-lo means shit to me   p-diddy means shit to me   ja-rule means shit to me   fuk you alicia keys      rockin' the tempo, increase the aggro   she's got a fat ass and her name's j-lo   i loves to see her dancin' and wobblin' her jelly   but the music's crap just like that cu*t nelly   when we gets hold of you we can wreck the place   clart you'll need more than a plaster on your face   i'll smash up your cd's in HMV   then i'll smash up madonnas and r-kellys      chorus - j-lo means shit to me.......................it's not safe   p-diddy means shit to me..................cl*t fuk   ja-rule means shit to me...................yer mother   fuk you alicia keys      madonna, mariah carey and whitney   give it up, you're almost 50   wycleff jean, what's goin' on?   fukin' with tom jones bra, you got it wrong   and anastacia, you're names on the list   it's next to shakira and will smiths   i've got alicia keys on her hands and her knees   feelin' the power of the GLC      chorus - j-lo means shit to me......................fcuk off   p-diddy means shit to me.................fcukin' nothin   ja-rule means shit to me..................fcukin' shit   fuk you alicia keys      oh, dirty, christina aguilera lookin' sexy, like my ford sierra   it's got a body kit, it's lowered with a spoiler on the back   she's so fukin' dirty but her music's fukin' whack   stop startin' fuk ricky martin   smelling britneys bacon drapes without her legs parting   you won't believe the smell when she does the splits   she's got a gammy eye and two different sized tits...innit      chorus - j-lo means shit to me   p-diddy means shit to me   ja-rule means shit to me   fuk you alicia keys      wile wile west ikky ikky waa waa   to will smith i say fukin' ta ra   it's gettin' hot in here like a sauna   i'll block you out with an ounce of soap bar   i'll take you out with a can and balaclava   next to go would be rapper rule-ja   and aguilera's tried to roll a cigar   and wangle the ass of shakira      chorus - j-lo means shit to me   p-diddy means shit to me   ja-rule means shit to me   fuk you alicia keys