Thank you for bearing with me   Now take a hike   Push you out the door   Or push you out the window   What would you like?      Freefalling   Pleading all the while   Seeing your life before you   A thousand hours a mile      Wondering where you are   Opening your eyes, and finding out   Pulling on the ripcord   Watching all the fruit 'n' stuff flying out      Man...man, this ain't gonna last   You better pray someday you wake up   And realize   You're too dumb an ass      Here comes your happy ending   Now run and hide   You can have a clue   Or have it up the flue   Honey, you decide      Man...man, this ain't gonna fly   You better pray someday you wake up   And realize   You're too chump a guy   You better pray someday you wake up   And realize      We hit the ground in Austin   Kinda hard   Gathering up my notes   Gathering up my hopes   What a retard