All the ladies in the house   If you like 'em big and stupid   Take a look at my homeboy here   And say "All right"      Solid as a brick wall   Smart as another brick wall   Take a number   He could take all night      Neanderthal, Neanderthal   I ain't runnin' away   I'm gonna break you off somethin' proper today   Neanderthal, Neanderthal   I hope you're not kiddin' around   I thought I heard you say somethin'   About me being good for a pound      Damn   Could you pick me up?   Could you walk across the room?   Could you put me on a shelf and forget about me?   Just thought I'd ask, you big baboon      Neanderthal, Neanderthal   I ain't runnin' away   I'm gonna break you off somethin' proper today   Neanderthal, Neanderthal   No more kiddin' around   I overheard you say somethin'   About me being good for a pound      Surprise me, surprise me   Hit me over the head with something   Most of all, Neanderthal   Don't let me alone   Finally, you're looking at me   Head tilted like Mr. Lucky   I don't think Mr. Rogers is home      Neanderthal, Neanderthal   I ain't runnin' away   I'm gonna break you off somethin' proper today   Neanderthal, Neanderthal   I hope you're not kiddin' around   I honestly thought you said somethin'   About me being good for a pound      All the ladies in the house   Keep your hands where I can see 'em   Me and homeboy gonna step outside