You could say I'm important   You could say I'm important   Jaylene and company   Had better recognize   Take a look around   And have a guess who runs this town   Let's say that I'm important   Together now      You can't lie on a wiki   You can't lie on a wiki   One can of Pledge I can see   But two's a little much   Zoey's safe and sound   She's gotta be eighteen by now   If you lie again on the wiki   I'll shut it down      I'm not a Swede   But when in Sweden, as they say   Who's really neutral anyway?      You take this as a warning   You take this as a warning   The pussy pop shenanigans   Are gonna stop   Till the day I'm found   Bent down at Alice Cooperstown   Dammit, I'm important   Don't fuck around