I am afraid that I am not as cool as I should be   The world will judge my face and I look not like a celebrity      Love (will you take me away?)   Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey   Love (will you take me away?)   Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey      You are so popular, the kids all flock to you   Touch me with your midas finger, I want to be like you      Love (will you take me away?)   Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey   Love (will you take me away?)   Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey      You should see yourself, you should hate yourself   For everything that you've become   You should see yourself, you should hate yourself   For everything that you've become      Love (will you take me away?)   Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey   Love (will you take me away?)   Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey      Intoxicate your brain with dreams   So everything is how it seems   To be a boy so preppiesque   So all the same but still all the best   I want to be glory, I want to be loved   By the girls who are foolish to think looks are enough   And I want to be loved now so later in life   I won't feel so bad about not loving my wife   SHIT!      Everything I am deep inside is me   Everything I am ain't what I should be   Everything you are is just like on TV   Everything you are is everything that I can never be      Love (will you take me away?)   Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey   Love (will you take me away?)   Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey   I can't take this now   I can't be allowed   Please just hurt me now (and keep me waiting)   What is happening now?   Phases growing out   Phases left behind