I'd like to see the bad guys win sometime   I'd like to see the bad guys win   They act so mean, and they try so hard   To get into the trouble they're always in      I'd like to see the bad guys have some fun   They're always getting pushed around   Wouldn't it be thrilling to see   Stories catching up with reality      I'd like to see the good guys giving in   And letting the bad guys win   Sometime   I'd like to see the bad guys win      I'd like to see the bad guy get the girl   The good guy's always such a bore   He's well-behaved, and he's so sincere   But she don't even get what he gives a horse      I'd like to see the bad guys get away   They're always getting shot or hung   Wouldn't it be thrilling to see   A happy ending ending unhappily      I'd like to tell   The good guys "it's no sin"   To let the bad guys win   Sometime   I'd like to see the bad guys win