I can feel the pushing of my other organs   As my bladder expands from that drink I had   Three hours ago it was   Yeah, juice or something   I really feel the need   Right now to go pee   Oh, woe is me   Because I'm in a traffic jam      And I can't go pee on the floor   And I can't go pee on the door   And I can't go pee in a cup   Because that's digusting   Disgusting      It's starting to hurt   I holding it in so long   To get my mind off the task,   I begin to sing this song, yeah   I'm in a nursing home   Everything smells like pee anyway   And I gotta go and the old lady's inside   And I can't just interrupt her   I just gotta go so I cross my legs   And try hold it in that way      But I can't go pee on the floor   But I can't go pee on the door   And I can't go pee in a cup   Because that's disgusting   Disgusting