I was in the bathroom   My butt was about to go boom   I just sat there all night   I prayed it would be alright      He was a plumber   And he wanted my number   I think he was gay   Cuz he wore his pants that way      I wasn’t quite sure   When he came to the door   Said he knew my mother   I was step-brother      He was a plumber   And he wanted my number   I think he was gay   Cuz he wore his pants that way      He looked at me funny   With his eyes moist and runny   Said his daughter was here   And he wanted another beer      He was a plumber      He was a plumber   And he wanted my number   I think he was gay   Cuz he wore his pants that way   He was a plumber   And he wanted my number   I think he was homosexual   Cuz he wore his pants that way