Yeah yeah yeah   Yeah yeah yeah      I woke this morning to the sound of Kelly Clarkson   It was like music to my ears just like Dolly Parton, yeah   I'm a tween in the big city   A big city alive with teenagers and I   Am so sick of people who put me down   Cuz I'm from ages 10-12      I wish they wouldn't make fun of me   Every time I walk outside   I wish they wouldn't make so much fun of me yeah   Yamaha knows all my pride and yeah      I'll never be able to shave   I'm so jealous of those people who have armpit hair   And a unibrow   My voice doesn't even crack   No even one little bit,   Not even a little, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah      Yeah, yeah yeah      I'm a tween, so obscene   They're so mean, those teens   Especially that Ian McAfee   He makes me wanna kill myself, kill myself with a BB-gun      Did I mention I'm emo?   I'm emo, just talking bought emo   Emo, emo   I wear my chucks, I wear my chucks   I wear my chucks, I wear my chucks   I wear my chucks everywhere I go   I wear my chucks, cuz I'm a tween, yeah