Im David Makalaster   Your 10 O'clock newscaster   My lips are moving faster   Than my mind can comprehend   I'm David Makalaster   Your 10 O'clock newscaster   Some call me Mr. mealy-mouth   But think of me as friend      If you believe the things I tell you    I've a bridge or two to sell you   And since I've cut my intake down my liver's on the mend      'Cause I am David Makalaster, your 10 O'clock newscaster, good evening and here's what's new      Isn't it awefully nice   To live in a world   where everything's exactly how it seems?   We live in a world   where all you have to do is sit around and dream   About the things that make you happy   about the things that make you smile   Sit back, relax, apathy's back in style      Im David Makalaster   Your 10 O'clock newscaster   And I verbally execute   Every word I say   I'm David Makalaster   Your 10 O'clock newscaster   Only six percent of America   Thinks that I am gay      If you believe the things I tell you    I've a bridge or two to sell you   And if you see the spider   Don't spoil your curds and whey