You don't need to ask me twice   I'm not averse to giving advice   On a barstool basis   Four o'clock sounds fine to me   I'll meet you at the library   There's privacy in public places   Oh, but, reader, heal thyself   Put the book back on the shelf      Something's obviously wrong   Your face is all day long   It was lovely when you laughed   Come on – please get it off your chest   It's a commonplace but I'd suggest   A problem shared is a problem halved   Kick a stone across the road   Explain or you'll explode      Here we are   Silhouetted in the smoke   From the shipwrecks at the bar   Of the Anchor and Hope   And I haven't seen you smile in quite a while      Why don't you let go of your boy and see   You've lost none of your buoyancy?   So sobersided   Overboard and undecided   Have you come to the conclusion   That you've come to the conclusion?   Have you come to the conclusion   That you've come to the conclusion?      You're unsure   But at least you're thinking   This looks more and more   Like synchronised sinking   And I haven't seen you smile in quite a while   And I haven't seen you anywhere in ages   Knowing how you must be hating this   Going down with the relationship