Washing off last night's fake blood   From an even faker cut   Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin'   All over everything I own      Merry Christmas, Hare Krishnas   Don't you wish you had it as good as I do   Nothing new to report from the floor of the airport, oh oh oh      They took my baby; they took it from me   That's the worst thing you could have done to yourselves   Now I'm out for black magic revenge on all of your friends   There's a pet death comin'      Washing off last night's fake blood   From an even faker cut   Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin'   All over everything I own      Diamond death, there's nothing left for you and me   But a paper cut down from a family tree   Its leaves changing; now everything's gonna change      Washing off last night's fake blood   From an even faker cut   Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin'   All over everything I own      Take my shrunken head from your shelf   Witch doctor with your potions and spells   You're just another evil girl I will have to forget   It's such a fantasy with her, I don't have to pretend   That this isn't happening to me again   Don't look here when you lose all your friends   Yeah, you can disrobe, take off all of your clothes   Look at you now, you're the one who's exposed