I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on our first date      I was late, college out of state   Okay, that's nice, but I'm not about material things   Woman man, and drunk and stuff, god damn   What's the plan   Coffee, jam, movie, sleep      I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on our first date      To a party, 10 o'clock, I'm spent   I must be getting old 'cause I'm feeling like my parents   I had a dream, I was home, deep sleep   Have a bump of this   Dude, the party's just beginning      I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on      Disrobe, you're take off your clothes   I don't wanna fuck you, I wanna be comatose   So sorry, I can't fulfill your needs   The only words I speak are ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ...      I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on our first date   I fell asleep on our first date