Well they never wanted to come out with me   To ska shows and skank about with me   And I never ever wanted to go to hardcore shows    Until one night the 2 step finally found its way into my heart      It was like magic   For the first time I was free   I’ll never forget the feeling   Of doing my first windmill that night with glee      This is the last song   I’ll ever skank to   It’s time to throw down my skanking boots   And celebrate some hardcore roots   Like fugazi   And Minor Threat   I’m tired of the checkered board, I think I’ll strum a minor chord with my axe