His name is Tony   As young he was uncool   But he always laughed at all the tough guys who ruled the school   But he's a phony   And I will tell you why   Because his biggest wish to be the hard-knocks a lie      Phony Tony's in disguise   What he wants to be he will despise   And he currently takes the prize   But Phony Tony's no surprise      Yeah little Tony grew up and finished school   And what he meant to his that he is no longer a fool      Phony Tony's in disguise   What he used to be he now despise   And he currently takes the prize   But Phony Tony's no surprise      Now he's a big man   And he's far away from school   Now he's the one who's bullying others calling them fools      He's no longer a fool   He's far away from school   Tony went cool      Phony Tony's in disguise   Phony Tony's no surprise   Phony Tony takes the prize   But phony Tony will capsize