Uno dos tres      Well if you don't like it   Go ahead, find yourself a saint   Go ahead now,   Try to find a boy who's gonna be   All the things I ain't      Now what you need is   A plastic doll with a fresh coat of paint   Who's gonna sit through the madness   And always acts so quaint   Oh yeah yeah yeah      With your new friends   You're really making a scene   I've seen you bouncing around   From machine to machine      And you know   They're never real, they're   Never what they seem   And you can try to generate some warmth   And you'll see just what I mean   Oh yeah yeah yeah      And if I'm acting like a king   Well that's cause   I'm a human being   I want too many things   And that's cause I'm a human being   And if I've got to dream   I said well, I'm a human being   And if it gets to be obscene   Yeah, I'm a human being      And I just go around   With my head hung down   Just like a human being   And all those human beings   I can hold my head so high   Just like a human, I'm a riff raff human being      Won't you give me a little sip   Why don't you try me on a drag of that cigarette   Why don't you try to give me something that   I'll never, ever forget      But now don't you blow it all   On a million dollar bet   Because you're liable to lose it   On the best lover you had yet   Oh yeah yeah yeah      And if I'm acting like a king   Well that's cause I'm a human being   And if I want too many things   That's cause I'm a human being   And if I've got to dream   I said well, I'm a human being   And if it gets to be obscene   Yeah, I'm a human being      And I just go around   With my head hung down   Just like a human being   And all those human beings   I can hold my head so high   Just like a human, I'm a riff raff human being      In fact I'm talking about the human race   Trying to cover up the big disgrace   Yeah yeah yeah         Oh yeah   Well I may think that this whole scene   Is too appalling for me   Or I may be the type who is just mad about   Everything that I see   Well I can't cover this with history   Or make it just what I want it to be   I'm blowing my change on the fan magazines   With all the Hollywood refugees   Say yeah yeah, oh yeah      And if I'm acting like a king   That's cause I'm a human being   And if I want too many things   That's cause I'm a human being   And if I've got to dream   I said well, I'm a human being   And if it gets to be obscene   Yeah, I'm a human being