When I was an emo      My father said I looked like a woman      And smacked me in the head      He said      "Son when you grow up, do you really want to look like a fucking drag queen?      And be beaten and be damned?"      He said      "Will you cut your hair, change your clothes, and just stop fucking whining, 'cos no-one gives a shit?      Because one day you'll see that,      A MySpace page doesn't mean that,      You have any friends at all."         When I was an emo,      My father said I looked like a woman      And smacked me in the head      He said,      "Son when you grow up, do you really want to look like a fucking drag queen?      And be beaten and be damned?"         Sometimes I get the feeling they're all laughing at me (oh wait, they are!)      And other times I feel like I should die (Yes I should!)      Through it all, I whine and bawl, have tantrums in the streets.      When you're gone we want you all to know         We'll have a laugh,      We'll have a laugh      Though your dead and gone believe me your torment will go on      Have a laugh      We'll have a laugh      And in my heart I cant contain it      The lulz are too much to explain it         And we will send you reeling from decimated dreams      The internet hate machine will kill you all      So, watch out, blacks! They'll take it back      Lets shout it loud and clear      The swimming pool is closed      We hear the call to LULZ         To have a laugh      We'll have a laugh      Though your dead and gone believe me your torment will go on      We'll have a laugh      And though you're broken and defeated we're still pissing ourselves with laughter         And on we carry through the lulz      Ooh oh ohhhh      Disappointed faces of your mom      Ooh oh ohhhh      Take a look at me cause      I could not care at all, fucking emo         I'll never get free      Cause the world, will always hate me      Anon will laugh, they will break me      Want it all      I'm gonna whine this part      Wont stop crying or get over it      I should be ashamed      I'm gonna show my tears      Look at my hair, such an awesome fringe      Listen here, because it's only..         I'm just a man      I'm not an emo! (I like pop punk!)      Just a boy, who's meant to whinge this song      Just a man,      I'm not an emo! (I like pop punk!)         We -- don't -- care      Have a laugh      We'll have a laugh      Though your dead and gone believe me Your torment will go on      We'll have a laugh      And though you're broken and defeated we're still pissing ourselves with laughter      We'll have a laugh      We'll have a laugh      We'll have a laugh      We'll have a...      COMBO BREAKER!