I am just a teenage girl   Looking forward to my date with Doug   He is the favourite with all the girls   But he picked me out from the crowd   I'm sure looking forward to my date with Doug   I'm sure looking forward to my date with Doug      There goes my date with Doug   There goes my date   There goes my date   There goes my date with Doug   There goes my date   There goes my date      Doug is the captain of the football team   Doug comes top in all of the exams   I wanna be just like my Mom   And Doug's gonna be just like my Dad   Life won't be so bad      There goes my date with Doug   There goes my date   There goes my date   There goes my date with Doug   There goes my date   There goes my date      My brother threw his football   It smashed into my face   And I got a broken nose   I got a broken nose      There goes my date with Doug   There goes my date   There goes my date   There goes my date with Doug   There goes my date   There goes my date      There goes my date with Doug   (Dreamboat, he's a dreamboat)   There goes my date   There goes my date   (Repeat to fade)