Hello, N.S.A.   I just called you to say   I love you because you   Really listen       When I’m on the phone   Now I never feel alone   'Cause you’re out there with your headphones   And you really listen       Hush now, don’t say a word   It’s enough to know my words are being heard   And we’re fighting freedom here at home so we don’t have to fight it over there       Now, my own sweet Marie never listens to me   Not my brother or even my Mama   But when they're on the line, I know you hear me whine   Take that, Osama!       Won’t you please tell Condoleezza   I ordered extra cheese   And I love her 'cause she’s out there   Here’s how I know:       Not a stain on a dress   But a leak nonetheless   Tells me so   So, hello, N.S.A...men